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PostSubject: Ninja quote of the day   Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:58 am

I can tell Lord Gavon wont be too happy in these...

As some of you may know, I am now taking ninjutsu for myself. We train the old way, meaning if we want to toughen our knuckles, we punch hard things. we want to toughen our bones, they hit us with sticks. And my instructor has some of the best ninja jokes ive heard, so I thought I'd share em with you guys every now and again.

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me : *as i watch two black belts spar* it's cool watching black belts spar

Instructor : except you are not watching them....you are watching their after-image.

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:25 pm

Today's quote : "There are no such things as shadows...only ninjas."

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:34 am

Pirates quote of the day: I'm gunna shoot you in yer face with a cannon ball and toss ye in yar seaaaaa.

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:37 am

Today's Ninja quote: "Yes, I'm a ninja. No, I won't show you my moves." Funny quotes Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:56 am

A wise Ninja once say, "The Ninja who laughs last, killed all opponents."

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:56 am

A Ninja that kill for fun, loves her job.

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:57 am

Money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you ninjas

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:07 pm

Mines, Ninjas, and Cholesterol: The Silent Killers clown

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:00 am

A naked ninja has no where to hid his weapons
Except Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:33 am

I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this.

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:00 pm

lol, these are awesome

ninja's dont sleep...they wait.



i just had to share this : http://youtu.be/IR68W56DCBU

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:08 pm

Sorry, I would have watched that video, but I was too busy kidnapping Chris Rock. *slowly paints pigeon and eyes Dart closely*

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:38 am

This guy is the perfect comedian Ninja... I'm going to hire him for an undercover comedian operation. Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:14 pm

LMAO nice link dart :DD
And heres one xD
Today i went on thesaurus.com and searched, ninjas. The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found" Well played, ninjas, well played Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:26 am

Another one: There is no problem that can't be solved by a ninja star

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:07 pm

From my siggy
Out of love, sacrifice is born… Hate is born… and we are able to know pain!

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:19 pm

"You died before this poem could start, because my lyrical blade stabbed through your heart" - Ninja Poet

"Flower, pretty flower, I stop to smell you. Wait, you are not a flower, why are you so sharp? Now I have no nose. Face. Bloody face." - Ninja Poet

"Black black-black-black, black black, black... dead." - Ninja Poet

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:36 am

"Being a real ninja means living a good life, a life under the sun - a special place in the sun; to love people, to understand nature and animals, and to love the universe. This type of love I speak of must have a kind of balance in it: It is not only give and take, it is also give and return. The mind of a ninja is a mind of mercy, a mind of God. It is a state of mind that must be kept in order to live a straight, moral life."

"Looking for the meaning of life, one man can discover the order of the universe. To discover the truth, to achieve. a higher spiritual state, that is the true meaning of ninja.."

NINJA HACHIMON ("Eight Gates of the Ninja"):

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:35 am

We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be justice. But when we call our vengeance justice, it only breeds more revenge… forging the first link

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:42 am

"There are so many misconceptions about the ninja; especially in the West where they are characterised in sensational movies, television shows and books as little more than a ruthless assassins and spies for hire. They are portrayed as black clad magicians with supernatural powers who can appear and disappear at will; who can swim like fish or fly like a bird; who can walk on water or predict the future."

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:52 am

There is no problem that can't be solved by a ninja star

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:31 pm

Black Ninja and his nailclippers of doom.

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:18 pm

instructor : *after seeing bruises on my arms from 3 hours of jujutsu* congratulations. I'm going to sleep easy tonight...and dream of hitting you with sticks more.

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:58 am

I'll Help You But the going rate Rate For a NINJA is pretty high

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PostSubject: Re: Ninja quote of the day   Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:57 pm

Gengkiskan wrote:
I'll Help You But the going rate Rate For a NINJA is pretty high
Now thats a good one xD

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